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A type of shit that leaves you speculating whether you actually had one because:
A) It went down the U-Bend so went you look you can't see it.
B) The tissue is clean when you wipe
Both these together result in a double mystery and leave yourself questioning your own sanity.
Person 1: I just took a double mystery.
Person 2: How'd you know, you could have just thought you had a shit?
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A dipping tobacco spitter that is used and then put away for some time only to be found without the knowledge of whose spitter it is. Oftentimes these spitters are reused for no reason other than not having to chug an entire bottle of water for a clean spitter (and a guaranteed bathroom break). Mystery spitters are most commonly found in Preparatory School settings.
"What spitter can I use for this lip?"
"I don't know man, I guess you'll have to grab a mystery spitter.
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mystery fish is another word for a gross vagina. Its any girl that has been around and possibly contracted an std. You have no clue where she has been or who she has been with, therefore she could be called "mystery fish"
"Dude, Amber has been around so much, im changing her name in my phone to mystery fish"
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A unknown cheese-like substance that resides beneath the unwashed foreskin that has a gestation period of of 3 to 5 days. Can be spread or dipped. Synon: smegma.
Oh... this a tasty chip dip. -- "Thank you. It is mystery cheese! I made it myself!"
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Several drugs combined into one line. Many times you don't know what the drugs are, hence the title.
Ben: Hey you wanna do a mystery line?
Jim: What's in it?
Ben: It's a mystery!
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Sausages. So called because who knows what is inside. Sometimes meat. (Rare)
I had a couple of mystery bags with sauce for lunch. At least I kept the sauce down.
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A mystery blowjob is getting your dick sucked when you put your cock through the hole in the partition wall at the gloryholes.
I got a mystery blowjob last night at the Cum Palace!
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