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A person or animal that is not mentally stable and very much likes to act like a sore thumb and likes to say racist slangs and many other mean words such as " What's good my Nigg@" even when the bitch ain't black. This endangered species only found in new york city likes to bite straight into a popsicle. Has many long nights of being retarded. Bitch pulls no bitches or hoes. One good reason is that the bitch wipes at least. RIGHT????? If u ever get to meet one of these specimens in person pls dm me (pornhub.com/hotguy/smalldick/nobitches/notgay/likesdick/pokemongo

Shut cho dumbass mystic ass up fucktard

by niggassitonmyballs February 03, 2022


Mystic

Fucking garbanzo ass name for anything in this world that jesus made. Also means salty in all different possible ways.

Mystic is gay as shit

by Goated beast carlos October 19, 2019


Mystic

1. Referring to something cool or rare

2. Referring to an someone who makes something difficult seem effortless.

Person 1: What the heck!? He made that shot look easy!

Person 2: He’s totally mystic!

by May@Julia August 16, 2024


Mystic

Playing (Mystic) means you are playing a video game terribly and you are really bad at it.

You're playing so mystic today Armaan!

by jackokid December 28, 2020


Mystic

The most badass mod in Dank Vibes of all time

Mystic PRO

by Qwertyasdfgh22345 May 08, 2021


Mystic

Sweet ass mf and a great artist, if I say so myself.

This person is a mystic

by 4l3xeatscookies January 18, 2022


Mystic

The type of people you encounter your whole life: full time whiners. While Mystic players pass most of their time explaining their strengths, Valors and Instincts spend their time showing why Mystic players are as bad as they seem, except for themselves.
Also notably called Blanchies whenever crying about something they didnt like in-game

PERSON A: My gym went down and no one was around, spoofers!

PERSON B: Stop being a Mystic, your gym could have been taken out from another position.

Person A randomnly whines about something

Person B: Aint you being quite a Blanchie...

by GoodMysticDeadMystic July 25, 2018