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According to Markiplier, a car in which three of the four people in it are literally trash.
"That's a NASCAR , that's a NASty CAR. Get it?"
-Markiplier
National Association of Stock Car Auto Racing
I went to the NASCAR race on sunday, and Jeff Burton beat Matt Kenseth
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Getting shit-faced, standing around in 110 degree weather, and watching cars drive around in a circle for hours on end. Then attempting to perform what you just witnessed on the way home, only to get pulled over buy a state trooper.
We're gonna go get some NASCAR action later, you wanna come too, cuz?!
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Greatest sport ever. Extremly talented drivers show off their skills by driving in excess of 180 mph weaving through traffic and trying not to speed without a speedometer. Plus its an excuse to drink beer, and there can't be anything wrong with a sport that gives you a good excuse to drink beer. Enjoyed by many people other than rednecks although that was the main fanbase of the past
Joe: Wow did you see Dale Jr. fly past Gordon coming out of three and four during the NASCAR race today.
Dave: No, damn I missed it I was getting another beer.
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Nascar is the Best sport in the world.It isnt for "rednecks" just so they can drive in circles.Its to show all the little pussys who think driving their honda civics over 65 mphs is racing.Dale Earnhardt Jr. is the bomb just like his father was and always will be. And to all the assholes who think Football is better and all kids in the younger age group like it better can kiss my ass.Cuz im 13 and i love Nascar and im proud to be a FAG(Fan Against Gorden).
If you think Nascar is just for overpaid "pussys" .Need to drive over 65 mph and see how much fun racing at 210 mphs is then see if you still feel the same you dumbass mother fuckers.
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Greatest sport ever. Extremly talented drivers show off their skills by driving in excess of 180 mph weaving through traffic and trying not to speed without a speedometer. Plus its an excuse to drink beer, and there can't be anything wrong with a sport that gives you a good excuse to drink beer. Enjoyed by many people other than rednecks although that was the main fanbase of the past
Joe: Wow did you see Dale Jr. fly past Gordon coming out of three and four during the NASCAR race today.
Dave: No, damn I missed it I was getting another beer.
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