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The act of fucking a girl in the ass, then rubbing your shit stained cock on the bottom of her feet(heels) leaving a tar like resemblence.
Man, Kathy got so freaky last night the only other thing I could think of to do to her was the ol' "NC Tar heels".
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Oak Island is filled with methadone, marijuana, underage drinkers, smokers, drug dealers, old people, no where to get fast food, bible thumpers, two entrances & exits, one shitty grocery store, and nothing to do for 3/4 of the year. The only good time to be on Oak Island as an adolescent is when the tourists come to the beach, which is a moot point if you're trying to get into an actual relationship.
"What do you want to do tonight on Oak Island, NC, study?"
"No, let's get a little high and maintain a GPA of 2.0."
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A raw hot dog cut in half lengthwise, placed on a a hoagie roll, drenched in barbecue sause.
I ate that NC Drunk Dog and cummed in my pants
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A sub-par school in Raleigh, NC. The student body is comprised mostly by rednecks.
Person 1: Aw man, I got all D's year. I don't know what I'm going to do.
Person 2: Don't worry, dude, there's always NC State University.
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Mount Airy, NC. What a beautiful city, that's if you plan on retiring there. If you're planning to raise children you might as well drive 30 minutes south to winston-salem Where the only thing fun to do for teenagers is go to the mall or for the little kids is Chuck E. Cheese. A town only known for Andy Griffith. No seriously there is nothing else this town has to be proud of, they have a playhouse, a museum and a statue as small as this town in the same vicinity. Oh yeah and the autumn leaves festival, an event that happens every year on the first day of fall on main street where you can't take two steps without bumping into someone else walking in the opposite direction as you. There are barely any black people in this town, the black people here are so close it's basically like they're related. You could literally stand anywhere in town and still see Pilot Mountain.
Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: Mt. Airy, NC
Person 1: Where?
Person 2: You know that town Andy Griffith is from?
Person 1: No
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Mount Airy, NC. What a beautiful city, that's if you plan on retiring there. If you're planning to raise children you might as well drive 30 minutes south to winston-salem Where the only thing fun to do for teenagers is go to the mall or for the little kids is Chuck E. Cheese. A town only known for Andy Griffith. No seriously there is nothing else this town has to be proud of, they have a playhouse, a museum and a statue as small as this town in the same vicinity. Oh yeah and the autumn leaves festival, an event that happens every year on the first day of fall on main street where you can't take two steps without bumping into someone else walking in the opposite direction as you. There are barely any black people in this town, the black people here are so close it's basically like they're related. You could literally stand anywhere in town and still see Pilot Mountain.
Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: Mount Airy, NC
Person 1: Where?
Person 2: You know that town Mayberry that Andy Griffith is from?
Person 1: No
Person 2: My point exactly
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The UN of all high schools. You will find every race here. A mix of a lot of cultures. A pretty chill school with good sports and hot girls. Located in winterville nc just outside the city of greenville.
South Central High School (NC)
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