clown nap

n. vigorously flogging the dolphin in such an exhausting yet satisfying manner that one has no choice but to fall asleep with a big smile painted across one's face.

I was so bored on my business trip that I went back to my hotel room and took a nice, long clown nap.

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J-Nap

The process by which a male decides on napping after masturbation

Ill give you a call after my J-Nap

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Frat nap

A nap taken after drinking earlier in the day prior to going out to a bar later in the same day. This nap is often taken in a Fraternity House or a College Residency.

After Happy Hour I'm gonna take a Frat nap before we go to the bar tonight.

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man nap

n. A nap which entails finding the smallest, most uncomfortable space possible and then taking a nap in that space.

What is he doing in that kitchen cabinet? Taking a man nap.

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laundry nap

After you do your laundry, you put all your warm clothes on your bed and take a nap in them, preferably naked.

Jeff: Dude, wtf are you doing?

Charles: Taking a laundry nap. You have to try it before the end of the semester.

Jeff: Okay, but can you put your clothes back on.

dab nap

the imminent short-term slumber after consuming excessive dabs. ideally between 2-8pm; see wax coma

Dude, I took a 4 hour dab nap earlier. My plug has this crazy indica crumble.

Nut and Nap

Commonly known as, "The best 1, 2 punch in history," or as "N&N." It is when you proceed to masturbate and finish, "nut," and then become drowsy to nap. Common among college-aged-teens

"Hey what are you about to do?"
-"Probably do some homework, get in the 1, 2 punch, and do some more homework."
"Nice dude! The nut and nap all day."

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