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On April 14th you have the rights to fuck anything because it’s National fuck anything day
Example:
Boy: hey wanna fuck?
Girl: ew no, u ugly mf
Boy: okay, then i’ll go fuck a shredder
Girl: why?
Boy: because it’s national fuck anything day!
a day to remeber whos a fuckwad in your life or no longer part of your life. april 29th.
oh god i just saw taylor, not suprised he's out on national fuck-wad day.
On March 2nd you can fuck your own dog! legally!
Hey alec remember when you dreamed fucking your dog? Well now you can! On National fuck your dog day!
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The day where you lose a game of modern warfare 2 and you get have the urge to go fuck your Xbox!
Good morning! It’s National fuck an Xbox day!
On april 10th everyone says "Fuck snowblind". No one likes snowblind he touch kids.
"its national fuck snowblind day tomorrow"
August 3rd is national fuck your homies day
Person 1:I wanna fuck my homies but idk when:
Person 2: Wait for National Fuck Your Homies day, August 3rd, 2022
National Fuck a Drummer Day is a day to rejoice and celebrate your syncopated friends by having hot, passionate sex with them. National Fuck a Drummer Day falls on December 28th!
"It's National Fuck A Drummer Day, get on that bed so we can start celebrating."