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On April 22 it’s national don’t fucking touch me day.
If someone tries to hug you on April 22 then you can slap them and say it’s national don’t fucking touch me day, and walk away.
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November 17th is National fuck your math teacher day. So go ahead and do it.
Abby: omg did you really fuck him?
Larisa: yea duh it's National fuck your math teacher day why wouldn't I?
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May 7. Every fucking time I leave my house on May 7 for some reason nobody can fucking drive.
A: Why is everyone going 35 in a 45 and slamming their brakes?!
B: It’s May 7. National “I Can’t Fucking Drive” Day. Nobody is allowed to drive correctly today.
Hey bestie you wanna fuck ? It’s national fuck your best friend day!
November 18th is National fuck your math teacher day. So just go ahead.
Abby: omg did you actually fuck our math teacher?
Larisa : uh yea? Why wouldn't I? It's National fuck your math teacher day today!
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September 15th national fuck your best friend day
"Hey bro you wanna smash"
"Why"
"Its national fuck your best friend day"
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The 26th of December, is National Fuck Your 2nd Husband Day
Me: Hey you wanna go screw tonight? I still have some Christmas spirit left over
Them: But wouldn't that be suspicious to your first other?
Me: Naw he'll understand. After all, it's National Fuck your 2nd Husband Day.
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