All guys must send a dick pick to whoever asks for it
Mia: hey john its national dick pic day uk what to do!
John:πΈ
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On April 11th is National dick punching day aimed at any boy you tryβs to touch my ass
Come one come all
Watch out addie;)
damnn bro watch out itβs national dick punching day
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On September 1st this the day that girls can kick a guy in the balls and if you like it or not it will happen to you if you participated in nation grab ass day
Person: bro itβs National Dick kick day Iβm soo dead
Person2: why
Person3: I grabbed a girls ass on national grab ass day
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The third occasion of National Dick Sucking Day, occurring on October 12th every year.
Ron: Man, I sure gobbled a whole shitload of knobs on National Dick Sucking Day III.
Abe: Same bro. I love celebrating all of the 365 non-consecutive and independent occurrences of National Dick Sucking Day every year!
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The second time of the year, July 12th, when hoes will be hoes and just suck as much dick as they want.
Bitch: Hoe, how much dick did you suck on National Dick Sucking Day II?
Hoe: Biitch, i sucked like 12 dicks, oh lord.
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October 31st is national give Chris dick day. Every year thousands of people gather at ashy bois house to dick his gay ass down
Akenai: hey Joseph what time are we going to Chrisβs house for national dick down Chris day
Joseph: Iβm already preparing his anis for penetration.
Akenai: radical
A day on April 12th in which celebrates the art of getting dicked down
Josh: What day is it today?
Devin: It's April 12th, national dick me down day
Kinsey: I'm ready
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