a day to post the fake friends in your life
“omg it’s national fake friends day” “finally i’ve needed to expose sarah lately”
A day where you can go 30 seconds or more with you’re friends without getting in trouble for it.
Hey lets go fight or play fight. Its National fight a friend day!
August 12th A day to appreciate your gender fluid best friend(s)!
Happy National Gender Fluid Best Friend day!
Let your friends know how much you love and appreciate them
Its National Friends Appreciation Day
On August 10th, is the day where you can fuck your friend without permission!
Joe: “Hey John! It’s August 10th!”
John: “What is that?”
Joe: “National Fuck Your Friend Day!”
John: “Oh no.”
On the 13th of november, it's National appreciate your friends day. You are now legally obligated to tell your friends you appreciate them.
Guy 1: Hey dude, it's National appreciate your friends day
Guy 2: that's a thing that exists
Guy 1: yeah
Guy 2: I appreciate you man
Guy 1: same
A national holiday to honor your slowest, dumbest friend
"Happy National Slow Friend Day Elda, from yours truly!"