furries near me

A joke website that probably doesn't exist, used by my friend a lot lol.

Me: ......
Friend:....
*silence*
Friend: furries near me
Me:..what.
Friend: furries. near. me
Me: okay-

Near enough

sufficiently close to being the case for all practical purposes.

"this price was near enough the going rate for rent"

GIF: Jimmy Fallon, The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, The Tonight Show

Is there a laundry service near me that specializes in dry cleaning?

Is there a laundry service near me that specializes in dry cleaning?

Is there a laundry service near me that specializes in dry cleaning?

Near mess

Relocating your pet to the floor just in time to avoid a barf-on-the-bed situation

She awakened from her dream just in time to nudge Fifi onto the floor and achieve a near mess.

get near

To leave; sort of a rush but not really. To get near your destination.

Fuck boys it’s 2:00 am and I gotta work in the morning let’s get near.