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network admin

One who has been appointed to oversee the operation and maintenance of a computer network.

The characteristics of network admins are all strikingly similar. They are mostly all somewhat intelligent; not smart enough to be an engineer, but not dumb enough to flip burgers. To make up for their lack of intelligence and inability to contribute meaningfully to the field of computers, they have cocky, elitist attitudes.

Network admins think they are special, and will act as if they own the office, when in reality, they will never transcend the level of cleaning viruses. Network admins can often be seen traveling in packs; stroking each other's egos because no one else will.

Computer Programmer: "Hey network admin, set up this router while I finish compiling this database."

network admin: "Well I have more important things to be--"

Computer Programmer: "Shut up bitch."

by Novocaine October 17, 2005

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Dish Network

A good company thats way better than Direc TV because of thier faster responding DVR's with bigger hardrives. Believe it or not, most, if not, all of thier newer recievers run on a modified Linux Kernel. And yes, they CAN randomly go into a kernel panic in the middle of an basket ball game & suddenly reboot. But this is very rare.

TV Announcer- Kobe takes the ball and goes for the shot...

**TV Screen goes black for 5 seconds**
Me- "WTF"
TV Screen- "Your reciever has just recovered from a fatal error, if you recieve this message again please contact Dish Network's customer care line, Now scanning for satellites"

Me- Damn you Dish Network!!!! (Well at least its better than the BSOD)

(Im just kidding Linux is a very stable OS with good features lol)

by Kweezy157 April 5, 2009

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Helium Network

A network that is designed to make people rich. People only mine Helium because they expect to be able to buy a lambo in a few months. Plus, this network always has problems. Seems like they lower the rewards daily. Wannabees still join cuz they want lambo money. Only a select few actually just want to build the network for free and help the environment.

Hey , did you hear about that Helium network? Yea, its kinda cool... I think i'm gonna invest. Duuude be careful, some never make ROI and the miners never sync. So I can't buy the lambo? When light hotspot?

by wrinkle dinkle ding dong March 26, 2022


Ultra Network

Owners of the server built their career and success on a server in which they nowadays constantly trashtalk, and show no appreciation towards. Their staff team (excluding the owners) consists of faggots who all have small youtube channels in which they make staff series on, which get views and make them think they're the most relevant people in the whole entire world. Infamous addicted closet-cheaters are a very common thing here, usually ip-banned on Badlion. These are also the players who seem to talk the most shit about the competitor server. The owners advertise the server as the best thing to ever exist, even though, in reality, it's one of the most half-assed servers there could be.

Commenter: Nice video, maybe next video trying badlions arena?
Ultra staff member & youtuber with 500 subscribers: stfu u irrelevant fuck gtfo my comment section u fucking random, y would i want to play that dead server when the Ultra Network is x1000 better? smh

by Mineshafts September 7, 2017


network radios

Cell phones dressed up as walkie-talkie radios. Often times using the app Zello to allow communication.

Beware though, there are currently (2018) groups of individuals operating under the banner 'Network Radios' on both Facebook and Zello who comprise of fragile, snowflake types who are intolerant of average, every day humans.

Their platforms are guarded continuously by lonely, insecure types, sometimes involved in amateur radio who will pounce upon anyone who flouts their rules. Erroneous opinions, yes opinions, are considered misinformation and are dealt with, corrected and/or deleted post haste.

Espouse a cause or belief not shared by them on Zello and you will be summarily banned. Got it?

The band of brothers that is Network Radios on Zello and Facebook. Their way or no way.

by Network Charlie December 17, 2018


interest network

Just like Social Network's, Interest Network’s are based around individual’s, however instead of creating a network of friends, a network of the individual’s interests are created.

Pinterest and Yirika or examples of an Interest Network, the next big thing on the Internet.

by WebMan October 23, 2013


Cheese network

In fantasy sports terms, when a GM weaves an intricate web of trade partners using sketchy trades and cronyism to get an upper hand in negotiations. Cheese networks can also be used to circumvent league rules without anybody noticing.

He just used his cheese network to shed $4M in cap without giving up any assets.

by blue_star_playing_apex_legends January 8, 2021