The Newman

When you shave your pubes in the shape of a mustache and a girl gives you a blow job. You get a blow job and she gets a mustache ride. Inspired by the baddest ass in America.

Dude, I trimmed my pubes into the Newman. Gave my chick the best mustache ride of her life.

Newman

Newman is such an amazing uber driver who will ensure your ride is enjoyable and entertaning. Newman also has big dick energy. Hes his own newman.

Newman-"r u hungery want some cat"
Passenger-"oh my favorite thanks"