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A human fecal dump that is above average in size and causes the dumper pain
Wow, don't go in there. I just dropped a Nigerian baby.
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When I the woman fills her vagina with jelly and the man covers his penis with peanut butter. Then after they finish screwing the PB & J is scooped out onto bread and eaten.
-Dude im so horny rite now, i could totally go for a Nigerian Picnic
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A Nigerian or West-African who is respected by all and will not hesitate to Falcon Punch you if irritated, opposed, vilified, et cetera. He may also deliver a Nigerian Punch. It is impossible to describe. If you encounter a Nigerian enraged enough to attack with a Nigerian Punch, do not approach him/her.
James: Hey, man i meet a Nigerian Sage today. It was crazy.
Rick: That's cool. What happened?
James: He beat up Mark. i haven't seen him since.
Mark: Hey guys...
James and Rick: W...T...F.....your face.....
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A feminist thot who acts like a complete asshole
Get the fuck over here you Nigerian cunt!
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to break up with a person over a holiday or birthday then get back with them the following week to prevent buying a gift.
Prince Osuofia did a Nigerian Break-up and broke up with Hope the week before Valentine Day to prevent buying her a gift. Then got back with her the afterwards.
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When you make a girl take a horse laxative and proceed to engage in anal sex, the diarrhea squirts through the seams between her ass and his dick.
Jennifer allowed terry to preform the Nigerian Anus Destroyer on her which resulted in massive amounts of laundry bills.
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When someone goes to an used car dealership with a car to trade in, and ends up buying the same car back they had before at a marked up price.
Guy: I like this car, it looks just like my old one.
Salesman: With your trade in, you can have it for just $2,000.
Guy: I'll take it. (Salesman thinks to himself "Thats the same car he drove here in, thats one hell of a Nigerian buy back.)
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