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A North-Eastern expression of surprise or anger, most commonly heard in Maine. The Yankee version of "Jesus Christ!" Often found in Stephen King novels.
Jeezly-crow, it's cold outside!
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the distance between two places if you took a straight line from one to the other
it's six miles to drive from my house to work, but only 3 miles as the crow flies
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The reason there are no more balrogs in the world.
This vile feathered creature appears at first a massive, corrupted crow, if one were the size of a building. Its beautiful dark black plumage juxtaposing the disgusting multitude of unblinking eyes mounted above a powerful ant-like beak, and four lethal talons -- each with claws as sharp as razors -- ready themselves before a heavy, swinging tail.
This terrifying creature is responsible for night raids on farms that are often mistakenly blamed on dragons or common cattle thieves. Swooping down out of the darkness on massive wings, the powerful bird simply lifts off with livestock in its talons. Its roost is frequently littered with the smashed skeletons of former meals, with recognizable skulls evidencing that the terrible creature has no compunctions about eating human flesh. Growing ever larger with age, truly ancient deep crows are fearsome creatures indeed.
Notable deep crows live in:
1. Power Dome A.
2. Some kinda warren, forgotten by the good people of th' Earth, under a garage in the Pacific Northwest.
Deep crow! Oh nooooo! Deep croooooow!
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To make a "crow of death" basically means to abruptly change the subject of the conversation. The expression is to be used with the finger pointed at something invisible behind the people you're talking to, while saying " the crow of death" using an horrified tone.
Me and my friends were talking about how education is important when Kevin starts talking about how the sky is blue today. He just did a "crow of death".
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Also known as “hyperkinetic skin lines”, these are the skin wrinkles radiating like spokes from the lateral canthus of the human eyes, forming the appearance of a crow’s foot from each eye. Produced as the result of sun damage to skin and chronic repetitive contraction of the orbicularis oculi facial muscles, which are used in smiling, laughing, squinting, and crying.
“Stephanie’s gnarly crow’s feet make her look 20 years older. She needs to get some Botox injections”
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A Witch-Crow is of a female gender, usually referring to an older woman ( 40+). She is always the bearer of bad news and her mere presence brings a negative and pessimistic vibe.
The Witch-Crow has long acrylic nails, her favorite colour is usually purple or red. They tend to have a high pitched crow-like voice that pierces the ears of young adolescence.
NOTE: Do not be fooled when a Witch-Crow is 'crying' or pretending to have feelings... this is part of their plan to trap you.
The Witch-Crow is home, quick where should we go?
"Clean the house idiots", yells the witchcrow.
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Children who, inspired by The Crow, dress up in bad gothic costumes.
These kids are known for pancake white makeup, and a propensity for writing bad poetry.
I like this coffeeshop, the crowbabies have not found it yet.