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The purest form of evil possible. In highschool, problem sets are sets of 20+ questions that must be printed off and done over the course of a week. Problem sets contain boring questions that often use symbols and equations that your teacher never even taught you, making them literally impossible to finish
Rick "John, wanna get high this tuesday?"
John "Cant, problem sets..."
Rick "How about the next day"
John "Problem sets"
Rick "This weekend?"
John "What dont you understand about problem sets?"
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Any situational problem involving a man who is far more interested in a girl than she is to him. The symptoms include: constant whining, over-analyzing text messages, crippling lack of self-confidence.
(M.W. problem character) "She put a period at the end of the sentance. Does that me she wants to end the sentance, or the relationship?
(anyone without M.W problems) "You have some serious M.W. problems!"
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1. Loving bad bitches
2. A song by A$AP Rocky ft. 2 Chainz, Drake, and Kendrick Lamar
3. Having affection for very attractive females and wanting to have only relations with ONLY attractive females and willing to do short of anything to achieve such a victory.
4. Actually having deep affection for bad bitches, deeper than wanting to round the bases. Deep enough to want to own a team rather than play a damn game.... Going against Drake's motto, "We don't love these hoes."
2 Chainz: "I love bad bitches, that's my fuckin prollem!"
Dave: Bro, Maddie wants me to do all this crazy shit like go shopping with her, and take her on dates and shit just so I can hit!
Jeff: That's a Fuckin' problem.
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An absolutely hilarious interrogative question directed to any person when asking "What is the problem?"
I don't go to schoo anymo' what the problem is?!!?!??
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1. Being unarmed or underarmed when shit hits the fan.
2. Addictive behavior in the buying, selling, collecting, modifying and shooting of firearms, to the point where it financially impacts other areas of your life.
1. "There's some drunk asshole on my front lawn shooting mailboxes with a shotgun! I've got a serious gun problem!"
2. "Sorry man, I can't go out this weekend. I spent all my cash on that new AR-10 upper."
"Dude, you don't even have an AR-10!"
"I know... I've got a bad gun problem."
"Get help."
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A bitch, one who finds problems in any and every aspect of life. Can never be satisfied because the only way they get satisfaction is from the lack there of. Thinks they have friends but in reality has no one, even the people they think care the most about them go out of their way to not hang out with this 'Problem Whore'. Usually gets pregnant in early age not by mistake, but on purpose, to create another problem that they can complain about. Deep down extremely insecure due to the fact that when nothing in the world is wrong they still hate themselves.
Girl 1: "OMG I can't believe my finger nail broke off again!!! I hate my life!!"
Girl 2: "God, you're such a problem whore."
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1. The cheeseballs problem is a horrible pandemic. When you and your woman lie in bed naked together, and men who have encountered this understand that after a while.. food starts showing up. Specifically cheeseballs. Whyis this a problem? Well as any man knows, when your naked in bed with your woman, sex can occur. Oral sex involving cheesy hands, to grasp a man's balls. His balls are now orange with cheese. They don't notice and lie back down. They continue watching The Wizard. The cheese balls have spilled onto the man's lap, his woman's face on his lower abdominal area. She reaches for a cheeseball and put it in her mouth. She encounters a very chewy cheeseball which is followed by a shrill scream. The woman has bitten this man's cheese covered tesicle. The cheeseballs problem is to be taken seriously.
Fred Durst: Yeah man, I been having the cheeseballs problem again.
Tommy Lee: Dude, me to. My kidneys are killing me.
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