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subway smashers

Those demure looking Japanese ladies wearing gloves and face masks in the Tokyo subway whose job it is to force as many people as possible into each already over crowded car.

"The Japanese subway is so crowded,and those subway smashers are just brutal!"
Japan Japanese subway smashers little old Japanese ladies ShinjukuShinjuku Station

by Bart's Mom December 20, 2009


Subway Express

When two people lay in bed togeather, and they turn butt to butt and their butts touch and one of the two farts.

OMG Becky, did you just subway express me? That is so gross.

by Jade prince July 11, 2017


The Subway Curse

A dangerous curse. If you work at subway, eventually you will end up seeing subway everywhere. If you leave, it will stay with you for a short period of time. If you return, you will immediately see it the day of your return.

The subway curse is back! The moment I started back, my bike was stolen.

by Empty_handed_75 March 10, 2020


Subway Splash

A high speed diarrhea event, which upon hitting the water, splashes all over your buttockal area, much like the graffiti that is splashed throughout the subway.

If Bob had not decided against adding crackers to his jabenero chili, he may have avoided the Subway Splash.

by TheSein September 14, 2011


subway performance

When a kid freaks out in subway because his sub was too small

"Some kid put on a huge subway performance today"

by Datdogtho September 1, 2018


Subway Shuffle

When riding the subway or metro and a person loses their footing because of the jerky movements of the train when it comes to a stop. This usually happens when people have their hands full with bags or are too busy using their phones to hold the handrails. This sometimes results in the person scrambling to not fall over but more often ends with them crashing in to other commuters and causing a commotion.

Dude, put down your phone before you end up doing the subway shuffle.

by Chewster February 3, 2015


Irish Subway

A place that makes some hot subs, apart from the fact that they serve it on cake.

Jimmy: Did you ever get a Irish Subway sandwich?

John: Yeah, they sweet as fuck!

by OriginAstaroth February 5, 2021