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cum and tears

An event that provokes feelings of both joy and sadness. Sometimes applied to ironic situations.

When David broke up with Katie and they had hot break-up sex, the mood was one of cum and tears.

Person A: "I hit a lick on the lottery, but I lost the ticket."
Person B: "Cum and tears, yo."

by Detroit Linguist December 8, 2010

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Tears of Joy

A term used for a positive emotion towards a gift whilst crying.

"My parents were crying Tears of Joy when they heard about me getting accepted to a college."

by Shavin65 January 22, 2016

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Sausage Tears

Semen.

John rained sausage tears all over the aids infested prostitute.

by Pancake407 June 9, 2010


roll tear

doughy tears from a blonde rico stach guy who misses his boyfriend. also used to describe an emo.

Dough was always playing for the wrong team, going both ways, and having a roll tear.

by Dr. Fengshuai August 13, 2006


Tear a Brick

The act of defecation. Pooping.

Bob couldnโ€™t wait to leave work, get home and tear a brick because of the leftover Mexican food he ate for lunch.

by Memesareawesome February 22, 2018


Shit-Tear

That one shit you take that makes you tear up

Friend: hey man I took the best shit ever that I got a shit-tear
Friend 2: Cool! I got my first shit-tear yesterday

by Ssta February 14, 2020

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tear dropper

A verbal form of a teary-eyed emoji. Something that makes you sad and teary-eyed.

Man, when Bambi's mom got shot, it was a real tear dropper.

by Addvark November 24, 2018