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A canoe that has the capacity to contain more douche than the standard bag.
No a bag could not contain all of his douche, he is indeed a douche canoe
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One of the highest levels of douchebagatory. Often used to describe a person who doesn't understand what crossing the line is and says something very, douchey.
Bob was sitting with Sandra and told her, "You smell like worse than my dog after he eats soft food." She told him to get a new girl friend douche canoe.
Jack and Jill were on top of the hill, Jack pushed Jill off. He was being a real douche canoe.
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A person that's so douchey that a bag is too small.
Douche canoe, When being a douche bag just won't do.
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I rode Lauren's love canoe all the way down the Mississippi.
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A first nations (Indian, native American) pussy.
Hey whiteboy, ever ride a moosemeat canoe?
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Slang term for vagina, clitoris, cunt, etc.
Look at that hairy meat canoe... I'd like to rail that.
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A chili dog: wiener smothered in meaty chili.
Tony ate 3 shit canoes and needed a diaper for the ride home.
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