Trump five

When you grab a woman by the pussy

Matt gave Brandi a trump five

Running Fives

Playing a game of five on five basketball.

"Hey man what're you doing this afternoon?"
"I'm gonna head over to the gym, they're running fives."

"Yo, you two guys wanna run fives?"
"Sure man we'll run with you."

Fist five

When you can't decide between a fist bump or a high five, you have the fist five. One person offers the five and the other fist bumps.
Or you're too cool for both, so you have a mix!

We got that just right;

person 1: offers high five

person 2: fist bumps

Yeah fist five!

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Schfifty-five

-A secret that is sooooo good to hear it.
-A big number
-Comes after 37
-5+5
-Girlfriend's age
-My IQ
-Can be said faster than "Poopty Peupty Pants-ss"

"Hey little girl, did you want to know a secret? Well I know one, and it is sooooo good to hear it. You wanna know what it schwas? Alright, I'll tell you what it schwas. I can count....all de way....to..SCHFIFTY-FIVE. And I can tell you how to do it faster than you can say Poopty Peupty Pants-ss"

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Five Seven

A 5.7x28mm Handgun made by Fabrique Nationale, it fires the same ammunition as the Sun Machine gun version, the FN P90, shooting the Sub Sonic Armour Piercing round, it is capable of penetrating a Kevlar vest at some 300 meters.

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johnny fived it

To read with great haste yet retain all information, sentence structure and relevance.

Derived from the main character in the film Short Circuit

"What you read War and Peace on your Lunchbreak?"

"Yeah, I Johnny fived it!"

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five-o

n. Short for police officers. Originated from the TV show Hawaii 5-0 which was a copp show in the 1970's. Hawaii is the 50th state, hence the nickname "5-0".

Put that blunt out, five-o, five-o!

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