Noodled

intoxication at a level only achieved through smashing it hard.

i got noodled with nobby!

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noodles

drink containing ethanol; used in the place of alcohal around large audiences or authoritative figures.

Guy 1: Dude! We gon get some noodles up in here tonite!
Guy 2: No way, really man?!
Guy 1: Hell yea we gon get it crunk!
Parent: Noodles??? WTF?

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noodling

a more offensive and effeminent form of canoodling, noodling often occurs in public and is usually undertaken by older men attempting to take advantage of younger girls. While the perpetrator may not in everday life be a noodle, he often assumes the persona of a noodle in carrying out his noodling.

I saw him noodling with that freshmen all over the dance floor last night.

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noodle

To take a nap after a long night usually to sleep off a hangover

"yo dude im so hungover i got rip a noodle real quick"
"man i wish i was noodling rather than plowing this cow"

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noodle

Verb. To thing about extensively, or wrap your head around. Coined by an investment banker from Sarnia.

Analyst: What about a merger between Fortis and Emera?

Banker: Hmmm...interesting. Let me noodle that and get back to you. Good work and here's your $80k bonus cheque.

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noodling

Blindly looking for a date, often out of desperation, at a bar or club with the bottom-feeders of society hoping you won't get bit too badly. Similar to method of catching catfish by sticking your had in a murky lake until a catfish bites it.

He was having such bad luck with the ladies, he went noodling at a seedy bar to find a date.

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noodling

An act of the sexuality variety between two people.

Verb: noodling
Noun: noodler
adverb: noodlewise
adjective: noodlish

Stop noodling all over my couch. It's really nasty and I still haven't gotten the stains out from the last time.

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