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To take a nap after a long night usually to sleep off a hangover
"yo dude im so hungover i got rip a noodle real quick"
"man i wish i was noodling rather than plowing this cow"
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/Noodle/ v. To fondle and/or give excessive or extreme pleasure
/Noodle/ n. Your brian; A single piece of pasta; One who is clumsy or gives others aneurysms often
/Noodlie/ a. A way of describing one who could easily give you an aneurysm
Stop being a noodle, Ted.
I am going to noodle you.
You a noodlie young fella, aren't you?
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Verb. To thing about extensively, or wrap your head around. Coined by an investment banker from Sarnia.
Analyst: What about a merger between Fortis and Emera?
Banker: Hmmm...interesting. Let me noodle that and get back to you. Good work and here's your $80k bonus cheque.
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Blindly looking for a date, often out of desperation, at a bar or club with the bottom-feeders of society hoping you won't get bit too badly. Similar to method of catching catfish by sticking your had in a murky lake until a catfish bites it.
He was having such bad luck with the ladies, he went noodling at a seedy bar to find a date.
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An act of the sexuality variety between two people.
Verb: noodling
Noun: noodler
adverb: noodlewise
adjective: noodlish
Stop noodling all over my couch. It's really nasty and I still haven't gotten the stains out from the last time.
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word used by Australian junkies to descibe a syringe they use to shoot up heroin, cocaine or meth-amphetamines with.
Vera: Vis shit is the fuckin' horse... I carnt wait to get some of vis shit in a noodle.
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To start fingering a woman and when wiggling your fingers, feel for a fetus to bite, fishhook it, then pull it out of the vagina and hold it up like the catch of the day!
Last night I caught a 8lb fetus while noodling.
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