baldi's basics

just a fucked up game to learn some shiet that doesnt help. u get sum maths but u succ at math so u fail than baldi mad af. baldi scares the shit outa u so u betta watch out.

Yo head baldi. No my head basics.

baldi's basicsed

Basic fit

A person who exclusively talks/writes/posts about inspirational and motivational quotes on "not giving up" and similarities, or brags their fitness. The basic bitch of fitness.

"Man, Sarah always posts gym selfies with captions about being so blessed by her opportunities."
"Yea, she's such a basic fit."

Keep It Basic

Keep it Real.
Keep it Simple.
Don't get any stupid ideas.

Used by Underground Hip Hop group BASIC Scenario.
" Ayo peep www.basicscenario.com, peep the realness. Keep It Basic."

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Baldi's Basics

spooky teacher man...

wow did you go to Baldi's Basics?

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basic instruction

a jigger of well bourbon, split on the counter, wiped up with a rag, wrung out over a handful of ice from the salad bowl

I asked the bartender from a basic instruction and he threw me out of the bar

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Basic Witch

She's just a girl (usually white) who is obsessed with witchy aesthetics, has a pretty tarot deck (most likely a feminist themed), knows what's a natal chart but believes in cusp signs. She likes to pretend that she's scary but she'll piss her pants if she heard a sound in her house at 3 am. She considers all witches are sisters against patriarchy but most women think she's naive and reminds them of their anti-vaxxer aunt. Most likely to ditch witchcraft once she realize that 'witch' is a word that applies on both genders.

Mom: Becky get ready, we're going to visit auntie Karen
Becky: I am busy hexing that Piscearies boy that rejected dating me
Mom: You're such a basic witch!

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Basic Female

A basic female is not just about how she looks. She not original, she's a follower ,(Monkey see monkey do).. She doing the same exact thing everyone else is doing.....There's nothing special about her. She not unique. She has no originality. She has nothing going for herself, she has no life goals......Just a dry ass female

James: Aye G, I'm really feeling the way Mya been looking lately I think I wanna talk to her.
Shawn: Broo, You mean robot Mya? No she basic asl. Basic Female
James: Whatchu mean?
Shawn: Look how she follows up behind Mya like she can't think for her damn self. What you need bro, is a challenge. Go talk to Taylor....Beauty with brains.

*Taylor walks pass*
Shawn: Mann, whip the drool off yo lip!

James: lol bro you right... I'll be back fina cop that number.

Shawn: Ight , *Smh*

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