a person who is stupid or socially awkward in an ignorant, intentional way; someone who goes out of their way to be an asshole
That guy that cut me off on the highway today is a real douche nozzle
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To be a creator of douches or to be the god of douche bags as well as being completely full of themselves. Only a select few have been able to claim this title.
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear, Greg is dating his ex-girlfriend's best friend?
Guy 2: Yeah, hes really a douche nozzle.
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one who takes the very last Dorito and puts the bag back into the cabinet for the next person
person 1 yes the last Dorito munch munch munch
person 2 yes doritos
person 1 nope
person 2 you fucking douche nozzle
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A long groomed beard which projects from the chin whereas the rest of the face is shaved.
Dude, Ian Scott from Anthrax has a awesome douche nozzle. He must be the king douche.
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When you pump cum into a coochie
I wanna perform a twazzle nozzle tonight
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An inssult that will replace the Douche Bag because it is so much more offencive.
Damn that douch nozzle he stole my gonads.
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