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The One!

Someone who thinks they have found the one they wanna spend the rest of their life with.

Earlier on .... Hey Matt, so what do you think of Carly ? Guys i think i found THE ONE!

*Matt and Carly both look up at the stars*
*Matt thinks to self* "I think i found THE ONE guys"
Matt: I love you.

Carly: Sorry, pimps don't love.
*Matt deep inside* "OMGGGG! :("

by Home slice. June 26, 2009

7πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


the one

1 n. You can call yourself this if you can dodge/deflect/stop bullets ad wear tight shades.
2 n.a matrix nerd who calls himself this to be "way cool *snort*"

Computer - "Wake up, Neo."
The One - "No, I was having that arousing dream about my mom."

by Jz Theory June 26, 2003

10πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


One

To urinate

I have to go number one.

by KrustyKrab July 22, 2003

16πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


that’s the one

What Andy says in agreement to almost everything, even If the question is β€œpint of Guinness please”

Pint of Guinness please Andy.

Andy - β€œThat’s the one”

by Staifreak March 13, 2018

8πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


The One

Lady that brings her kids to the pool everyday but sits under the shelter house and does puzzles every day and yells at her kids+ other peoples kids... we dont like her.

"The Ones" pencil broke today...how will she do her puzzles!?

by BSPjournal March 22, 2009

6πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


One

Short for a United States one hundred-dollar bill. This "slang" term (as it is not widely accepted enough to be considered a colloquial expression) is more prevalent among wealthy citizens, socialites and more recently those within the hip-hop cultural movement. Its use in a social context is meant to openly diminish the value of a one hundred-dollar bill to its possessor, so as to say the possessor's financial worth is so great that the highest paper currency denomination to them is equivalent to the actual lowest; i.e. a $100 bill to most is a $1 bill to the possessor, and as a result is considered a "one".

"To invariably experience an erotic dancer's best striptease, spectators should expect to throw some ones."

by jasonphilip September 15, 2011

6πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


no one

the correct answer to "Who built the Ark ? "

"Who built the Arc? No one! No one! "

by HappyHenry35 June 13, 2004

33πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž