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Refers to a girl that has given oral sex to a guy with poison oak on his penis.
Last night, I gave that girl the oak throat.
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A quiet, rich suburb just north of LA.
People say its full of snobby rich bitches with silicon
boobs and plastic faces.
People say all the kids are spoiled brats with Audis.
People say it is boring and full of retired Republicans.
Really, those only a few people like that.
But it's also a nice place to grow up.
It's clean and safe and it has nice parks.
No one locks their cars, or their houses, and you never ever ever feel threatened.
Mainly, its just an boring place for teenagers.
:Hi... I'm from... Thousand Oaks
:Oh... (He must be a snob)
(But he's probably not)
:God damn. There's nothing to do in TO(Thousand Oaks).
:True that.
:But we're too lazy to drive into LA.
:OOhhh pretty yellow flowers (actually an invasive and highly agressive spanish mustardseed)
:I'm going to the store. I'll take the car.
:Can't you just walk?
:Walk? What's that?
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A small city on Whidbey Island. It rains 360 days a year. The rest of the time it is windy and dark. Local entertainment is mainly the local movie theater, which doesn't get mainstream movies until they come out on Betamax or VHS. We're still waiting for Titanic to be released here. Also inhabited by thousands-upon thosands of Asians. The official language of Oak Harbor is either Tagalog or Tagalog.
John: Another beautiful day in Oak Harbor!
Matt: Rain?
John: Yep.
John: Let's find out what's at the movies...
Matt: Wow, finally Purple Rain has came here!
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the best place to pop pills, get high, drink, many whores there(: alot of parties. youll always have fun here. everyone knows everyone, rumors get around. dont trust anyone. alot of fake people. they try to turn house parties into raves but it doesnt always work out. cops are pussies here, run & youll get away. also known as "cokeforest"; lots of coke heads. & alcoholics. best place to raise your child, theyll have fun here. hahahah oak forest high school is the place to go. oak fest is the shitttt. (this town isnt always like what im saying, its just how alot of people i hang out withh are) lots of preps, people in sports. stuck up people, fake people. lots of bad, crazy bitches (: that's pretty much all i can think of (: but shit, i have alot of fun there! & i dont even live there♥
in oak forest, you can drink, party, anywhere or everywhere. its alot of fun.
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A hot girl from Oak Knoll School in Summit, New Jersey. Can be identified by super short skirt. Boyfriend usually goes to Seton Hall Prep or Delbarton. Too good for Oratory boys, no matter how hard they try. Oak Knoll girls usually live in rich towns or semi rich towns like Short Hills, Morristown, Summit, e.t.c.
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The best high school football team in So Cal. A team that is far better then the Warriors across the street (Westlake). When ever they meet everyone in town come to see Oaks win the championship over Westlake and hear Westlake complain about it for another year
hey did you see Oaks Christian take home their 7th Championship by beating Westlake 29-28 last night
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The best brand of cask wine out there. $10 AUD for 4L and tastes brilliant
"Last night i got so so fucked on golden oak"
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