hit it with the fork

To cook crack.

I was low on dough so I had to hit it with the fork.

Monster Hit

(v.) To take such a massive hit of a joint, bowl, or bong to the point where you think you are about to pass out and you can't speak right.

Andrés- *takes monster hit*

Jon- ...Oh my god

Andrés- *holds in the smoke*

Jon- That was huuuuge!

Andrés- *blows out smoke*

Jon- Are you gonna be okay?

Andrés- Dude. Im feel pike I gonna weed a hopstital.

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Hit the Faucet

When you are in a state that is characterized by alcohol intoxication, "hitting the faucet" means to go to the nearest bathroom, turn the faucet on high, put one's mouth directly underneath, and drink until one can't drink anymore. This action is performed in an effort to curb the side effects of a hangover. One engages in this act instead of drinking out of a cup because, simply, there is no cup big enough for the amount of water one needs to drink when they're this drunk.

Tyler: Dude, I just drank beer number 12 and I have a lab at 8 a.m. tomorrow.

Robert: Just hit the faucet, you'll be good.

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Hit the john

Going to go use the bathroom

Hey I'm going to go hit the John

A Devil Hit

When you see the blazing heart of satan open up in your bowl while you are smoking weed. Taking this massive hit, means that you have a one way path to purgatory.

John - “Dude, I took a devil hit, and Satan rammed his fat cock down my throat.”
Sam - “And you also said that you were giving demons handjobs too!”

I'd Hit it

Vernacular, commonly used by males, meaning, "I would like to have sexual relations with that female."

"Wow, she's stacked! I'd hit it!"

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Hit Feet

To "get the fuck", to run away from someone or something in a fast motion. To run Fast as hell.

"The boys (police) came outta nowhere so tashauna & myronda hit feet so they wouldnt catch a charge"

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