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Its origin is of no importance only its destiny. It is the clean way of calling someone a motherfucker, cleanly.
You're such a mother father.
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When a women motorboats a man's ball sack/testicles.
"Wait...I heard helicopter noises coming from your bedroom last night...followed by a sigh of pleasure. Did you mother-in-the-garden Chandler?!?! OMG!"
"I like to mother-in-the-garden as foreplay to tea bagging."
A dreadful experience which we all must go through, unfortunately.
Next time, pour holy water on her... she may melt.
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the lake filled with mothers water
jinsoul was swimming in the mother lake in the singing in the rain music video
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My father is a mother fucker, that's how I was born
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The largest piece of fecal matter in a single bowel movement. Can arrive alone, or among a smaller, heralding convoy of toadies, known as Turdies.
I thought I'd finished dumping a load; little did I know the Mother Shit had yet to arrive.
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The know-it-all who claims to “feel” too much emotion and preaches “walk a mile in my shoes” to anyone and everyone, but bullies people when someone else fails to understand what they preach.
Naomi: I’ll still love you when you tell me what happened today.
Warren: I forgot I was supposed to see you today because I had to take my dog to the vet urgently.
Naomi: How could you be so insensitive to my feelings when I had made the plans specially for you? All you think about is the dog. I felt stood up, hurt and left alone. I think you don’t even like me, I’m a person and if you can’t value me above a dog, I cant see you anymore.
Warren: But I’m sorry, I would have seen you if I wasn’t occupied.
Naomi: We are done.
Warren: *THINKING* So much for honesty... Holy Mother Empathy!