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shit my wack

To shit your wack is to soil your pants in a scary or terrifying situation.

Person 1 "Oh my god that was scary"
Person 2 "Yeah man I totally shit my wack!"

by Drinkypants January 13, 2018


Shit My Cunt

When you mess something up in a terrible and comedic way.

"Damn I shit my cunt!"

Bro #1: "dude I can't beleive I did that.."
Bro #2: "looks like you shit your cunt again!"

by Sevanity April 5, 2016

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shitting my pants

to be extremely surprised or fretfully concerned about something to the point where you may actually shit yourself

When Kel walked through the door, I almost shit my pants. She was the last person I expected to show up.

It's been a week since I've heard from them since they went to New Orleans, and since there's been a hurricane, now I'm shitting my pants.

by babycakest February 18, 2010

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Shit My Ass

v. - This phrase can be used in almost any situation, ranging from extreme disgust in one's self, to having a high chlorine level in a pool, or to having a very eldery motorist slowing down traffic ahead. This phrase can be used in a sentence all by itself, or it can be said right in the middle of other words in the same sentence.

Tony: "C'mon ya old bag! She's gotta be going the same way i'm going! Go right on shit my ass red! I'm in a hurry to make signs for the field days!"

Larry: "The chlorine is too high, we can't open the pool today."
Tony: "Shit my ass, just tell the kids to not open their eyes."

by HeadPoolieInCharge June 27, 2010

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shitting my senses

Just absolutely losing your mind....it feel like your brains are sliding out of your head.

I'm so tired from work today, at this point I'm just shitting my senses. I can't even form a sentence!

by Brudda Mikus January 6, 2011


Shit my gi

When shit can be seen on the outside of your gi

I thought I started but I shit my gi

by ShatMyGiBro March 5, 2019


Shit my Balls

A slang term expressing surprise. Often used in the same context as "well slap my ass and call me Charlie!"

Heather: "Did you hear Donald Trump is getting his face put on the 100 dollar bill?"

Corey: "Well shit my balls!"

by Sarcasm is Dead March 12, 2020

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