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A website which used to be funny, but now only attracts people with poor social skills and a limited abillity to interact with other people. (See also: goon.)
Most of the creativity has been sucked out of Something Awful by the repetitive use of lame catchphrases and wanksters who vandalize message boards and forums. This is why Something Awful has deservedly gained a reputation for being a haven for pathetic little shitstains and lamers.
Being a comedian is about making other people laugh, not making yourself laugh. No wonder Something Awful can't find the funny anymore.
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A specific demographic group, those aged 20-29. Often Obama supporters (regardless of the country they live in), heavy drinkers, users of urbandictionary.com (and the souce of all the worthwhile-to-read definitions, as opposed to the adolescents that write the unfunny definitions that either profess their love for a gf/bf or proclaim their hatred of a schoolmate), students, servers, bartenders, clubgoers, in massive debt yet still optimistic, and believe that they can change the world if they just work together (until they reach the threshold age of 30, when 98% people realize the futility of their causes).
The author of this UD definition belongs to twenty-somethings demographic.
The courageous protesters at Tiananmen Square were mostly twenty-somethings.
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Something that has Oreos from Tim Horton’s that you can’t quite remember the name of.
Person1: “did you get that Oreo something yesterday?”
Person2: “yep. The real name is like super complicated though.”
Hood slang for intercourse with a person . Something your trying to do sexually with something
Man I Just met this fine ass girl , I’m trying to hit something tonight !
This girl been calling me all day , I hope she bout that hit something
Verb; adding a lever to the intersection of the legs meeting the torso in a way that mocks the male genitalia on a Minecraft building resembling a human.
After Jordan Maron aka CaptainSparklez and his actions in the popular Minecraft Minigame "SethBling's Building Game".
"I added a lever."
"Did you pull a Jordan?"
"So I'm a verb now?"
"Yes. To jordan (something) is now a verb."
Pissing something is the act of causing piss to be absorbed by an object while using it for its intended purpose, as a consequence of pissing yourself, without the need for intentionally directing the stream, as opposed to pissing on something.
It counts as pissing something to piss my pants. It does not count as pissing something to piss on my pants.