Why pay Tuesday for a hamburger today

A catchphrase coined by Whimpy in the old Popeye cartoons and comics. It was actually "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"

Basically, someone who uses this or a similar phrase is trying to get something on credit, and may or may not follow through in paying you back.

"Why pay Tuesday for a hamburger today?"
"Because food debt doesn't have interest."

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NWAFT (Not Worth A F*ck Today)

Acronym used on social network sites, text, or emails to describe how you feel after a busy weekend, party, or being sick.

ED: How you feeling after the party?
Larry: Bro..im NWAFT (not worth a f*ck today)

I've been sick all weekend, so I know I'm NWAFT

You're Looking Progressive Today

A casual greeting for a straight person to say to a homosexual person. Note that this is not to be used in a homophobic/mocking manner.

I saw my gay friend Adam today and said to him "You're Looking Progressive Today".

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The Flying Car of the Future, Today

One of Phineas and Ferb's inventions. Legend has it that it's still pulling to the right to this very day.

Phineas: "The Flying Car of the Future, Today, is still pulling a bit to the right."

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I just can't Trump today

Nothing accomplished

Not going to work
Excuses

I just can't Trump today.

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Do you know what today is

Send him nudes when asks “do you know what today is

Him: Hey do you know what today is?
Her: what’s today?
Him: national send nudes day

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