Cooch Punch

A vicious hooking or uppercutting sock to the vag. Usually results in blood, pain, and an inability to have children.
A good way to keep that biatch in line...

Megan pissed me off, so the next time i saw her, i walked right up and slammed a pounding cooch punch right into her vag.

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Cactus Cooch

The female variant of Cactus Cock, or the medical condition involving the sharp, prickly growth of post-shaving pubic hair, resembling a cactus' prickles.

Mary had some bad cactus cooch last night. I think she cut me with those prickles of hers!

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cooch gaurd

the female equivalent to a cock block

*talking to the Hulk*
Rose: Yeah, it's green.

Kitty: Hey, Rose! *walking up with Gay-tard*

Rose: ...oh, haii, Kitty, Gay-Tard.

Kitty: Oh, i see ur busy, let's go Gay-tard!

Gay-Tard: Hulk, let's talk about Batman and Underworld.

Rose: Dood, you are seriously being a cooch gaurd right now.

Kitty: Yeah.

Gay-Tard: Oh, ok. *Stomps off*

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cooch smooch

when a female smears bright pink lipstick all over her meatflaps, then smacks a big wet kiss on a man's cheek, leaving lipmarks.

hey, this kinky bitch gave me a cooch smooch last night. afterwards my buddies thought i just got a wet kiss from my grandma.

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Cooch-pirate

Someone who is continually after the cooch.

Danny is a cooch-pirate.

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Sugar cooch

1. Something you call someone if they in return call you honey nipples.

2. A tasty, sugary-like vagina.

1. "Hey sugar cooch!"

"Hey honey nipples!"

2. Oh dude, last night, I ate this girl out and she had such a sugar cooch, it tasted like mama's sugar cookies!

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cooch bubble

When you have a trapped bubble of air trapped in your vulva, labia or vagina that is bothersome,caused by either a fart or queef. This usually occurs when either the fart or queef travels up from the anus or from the opening of the vagina and gets trapped at the apex of the pussy but doesn't release, but rather moves around. The only known remedy is squeezing your thighs together and hope the bubble pops or vigorously rub your pussy to release it manually.

Ive got a major cooch bubble after last night's fart fest.

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