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An altruistic giant alien robot wirh the power to transform into a truck.
His main rival is Megaton, Decpticon leader, who is obsessed with trying to beat and kill Optimus.
Prime's noble traits include playing fair, never leaving anyone behind, never asking anyone to do something he wouldn't do himself, entering the battlefield first and leaving last, fighting for the freedoms of all sentient life, giving fair warnings, preserving peace and ofcourse giving inspirational speeches.
His abilities wary and whilst he lacks the destructive talents of Megatron he more than makes up for them with his support abilties and particularly his ability to control inanimate parts or drones. His major ability is to combine with his trailer or drones to become Super Optimus. Beyond that he can readily combine with other Transformers to become even more powerful.
As the true leader of the Autobots he is beqeeathed the Matrix of Leadership which allows him direct access with the very soul of Cybertron as well as the collective knowledge of all former Autobot leaders.
Such is Primes awesomeness that he can always rise from the dead and hence he is known as Jesus Prime.
So great is his ladership skills that even other species like humans would openly serve him and allow him to become an elected leader because that's how great and effective he is.
Optimus Prime
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1. A name used to describe someone who does something so goofy/dumb that you are at a loss of words
2. Someone who is widely known as a dingbat
Guy #1 "Do you by chance know Emerson?"
Guy #2 "Haha yeah, that guy is a Prime Dingbat"
Metroid Prime is a great game, and it's been proven that people who hate it also like to give rim jobs.
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A masturbating machine, who can supposedly go for days; someone who tends to masturbate more than usual.
I found that rock hard towel under your bed, you must be a faptimus prime.
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A term used to describe a very big or powerful truck. Is also the name of the Autobot leader from Transformers, who transforms into a semi truck.
Guys car gets rammed by a semi truck. He says to the truck driver, "God dammit, why'd you destroy my car with Optimus Prime, you idiot."
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in Math, a prime number of the form, 2^(n) + 1, named after the famous 19th century mathematician Pierre de Fermat. However, in geek circles, it refers to the third nipple of women with a third nipple because 3 is the first Fermat Prime.
Geek 1: "I was going to sleep with Jessica from Real Analysis but it turns out she has a Fermat Prime."
Geek 2: "What dude? I was just trying to figure out the 12th Fermat Prime."
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The highest acquirable position and status in the conniving and volatile art of Thottery. Thotimus Primes excel in the art of Thottery. They have a common tendancy to have a link to their Cash App or OnlyFans on their Social Media (e.g. Instagram, Twitter etc.) in a feeble attempt to catch any unfortunate and unwary Simps who know not any better. In Conclusion, Thotimus Primes are not are not your regular Thots, they are Thots who have an arsenal of Twitch and OnlyFans Simps at their disposal and do not hesitate to launch a large projectile of Simps towards your general direction.
Person 1: “Yo you seen _____, she’s a top ranked Thotimus Prime bruh.”
Person 2: “Yeah word, she just opened an OnlyFans account too, right?”
Person 1: “Yeah she did, called her a Thot in the comments and all her Simps spam reported me.”
Person 2: “That’s the elite power of a Thotimus Prime.”
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