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The purpose of restraining orders are to employ lawyers. This is a 2 part process. The primary lawyer gets paid to file the restraining order. The secondary lawyer gets paid to defend the perp when they violate the order....usually because the order is total bullshit and used by a STBX to gain the upper hand ( and the house) in the divorce.
"My bitch wife got a restraining order and now Im living in a van down by the river".
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pre order is to be in high school the thinking a girl/guy is hot but they are in elementary school. so when they get to high school then you shall date him/her. you cannot date them while they are in elementary school. therefore you pre ordered him/her
ohh bro she’s hot imma pre order her
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1. A seemingly impossible task.
2. Any of various customer-specified coffee or coffee-related drinks whose names are usually as long or longer than this definition.
1. Three final projects in five days? That's one hell of a tall order.
2. "Oh, I'd like a Triple-score Double Half-Diamond Sparkling Choco-caramel Machiatto-Mocha Mixed Shot with Extra Twice-whipped Cream!" What a faggot, trying to sound all high and mighty with his gay-ass drink.
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Quite possibly the greatest words ever said in a movie, "Order 66." Order 66 is the murder of all remaining Jedi placed by Emperor Palpatine. Watching one Jdi after another get slaughtered is one of the most fulfilling things I've ever seen. Bow down to your Dark Lord you weakling.
Darth Sidious: Execute order sixty-six.
Clone General: It will be done, my Lord.
Me: Shweet!
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When a person orders a meal in a restaurant and then regrets that they didn't order something else instead of what they initially ordered.
Person 1: "Why did I get the chicken? I should have ordered the steak?"
Person2: "Sounds like you have orderer's remorse!"
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A textstraining order is similar to a restraining order that you apply for when you're having a disagreement with friends, enemies or your significant other. Although it covers only text messaging, it means that they are prohibited from sending you texts for the duration of the textstraining order. This usually occurs after a textmestic.
Jane showed me some texts that John sent her during a textmestic they were having. They were so bad that she applied for a textstraining order. That ought to keep his thumbs idle for a while.
Electronic dance music done different, with explosive instrumental playing that’ll blow your face off. The question is … can you feel it?
Example 1:
“Yo, so who you been listening to lately?”
“I only listen to Deviant Order. Everything else is inferior.”
Example 2:
“Bro it was weird, she just started humming Deviant Order in the middle of it”