Ostrich Syndrome

An affliction that mostly infects Leftists regarding the state of the world, i.e.: The War on Terror. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: voting for democrats; lack of realization that Islamic Fascists want to kill us; believe that these same Islamic Fascists can be negotiated or reasoned with; thinking that Cindy Sheehan is a pretty neat person; taking films by Michael Moore seriously; actually believe that the Bush administration "set up" 9/11.

"All we need is for the Ostrich Syndrome to expand and we can win back the Senate and House!" Nancy Pelosi grinned gleefully as she allowed Howard Dean access to her rear entrance.

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swollen ostrich

1) n. A magnificent and legendary steed.

2) n. An unusually large ostrich who's bloatedness lets it rise into the air like a phoenix with you on its back.

Son: I saw a swollen ostrich in the sky today daddy!

Father: wtf?

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Ostrich-ing

Ostrich-ing: To stick your mug in anything while your hands are on your hips with your elbows pointing up.

Yo, I was ostrich-ing on some chicks crotch all night, bro.

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Oozing her ostrich

This is the final stage of a woman playing with herself . It means for her to have a MASSIVE orgasm after playing with herself .

Massive orgasm on a woman .

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ostrich-sheeple-lemmings

Ostrich-sheeple-lemmings are humans who figuratively bury their heads in the sand so they don't see, act like a herd of sheep, then herd themselves over a cliff like lemmings.

Jane called John an example of ostrich-sheeple-lemmings for refusing to face reality.

Ostrich Hockey

A term used to describe contact hockey with brutal hockey players. Usually consists of good hockey players, who gave up the dream, playing contact hockey against players that can barely skate (tri-pods). Because the brutal players cannot skate, their eyes are focused on their skates, hence, head in the dirt, like an ostrich. Furthermore, they cannot protect themselves, and are subject to devastating body contact.

College club hockey is a good example of this.

"Hows the league stuey?" "Ostrich hockey, guys skating with their heads down. These guys can get hurt out there."

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ostrich knock out

The act of burying your face into the vaginal canal; simutaniously forcing one's fist into the rectum and striking oneself in the face, there by knocking oneself out.

I totally gave that bitch the ostrich knock out the other night.

I gave a sweet ostrich knock out.

Would you like an ostrich knock out?

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