owned

your face

"hehehe owned"

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owned

showing inferiority in any debate or loosing control of the debate.

1- Sobe got OWNED.
2- Eric was OWNED Real bad by JuicyLinks!
3- I wouldn't want to pull a SOBE and be OWNED that bad!

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owned

When you see your girlfriend making out with the school nerd.

"Hey Robby, I saw Monica fuckin Peter Wang yesterday"


"GODDAMMIT!!! WHY AM I NOT RESPECTED" (his leather pants tear)

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OWNED!

When someone owns you.

I owned that biatch. That chick owns me.

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Own It

When you walk into a bathroom after someone has just taken a terrible shit and it smells completely disgusting. You now "Own it". That smell belongs to you even though you didn't produce it. If someone sees you leaving the bathroom they are going to assume you did it. It's not even worth explaining, just except the fact that it now belongs to you.

I went to the bathroom at work this morning after someone had just taken a horrible shit. In leaving I passed a co-worker who naturally thought I produced that smell. But now he is going to "Own it".

The same rule applies when plunging out someone else's "Log Jam" - some asshole who plugged up the toilet just before you walked in. You now own that one too!

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owned

A word commonly used in the gaming world.
Usually meaning getting your ass kicked in a damn video game.

DeathBRINGERXxX:hahaha nOOb i just owned you!!
theAVERAGEjoe: . . . . . .shit

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OWNed

When you watch too much of the Oprah Winfrey Network and you suddenly feel like an empowered middle aged black woman.

Kari: "ohhhh man, I got OWNed last night."

Amber: "who made a fool of you?? I'm gonna kick their---"

Kari: "No I just watched a marathon of Iyanla, Fix My Life."

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