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When giving a person a hand job and anally fisting them and they ejaculate in your hand. You then pull your hand out of their ass. Now with one hand covered in semen and the other covered in fecal matter, you slap them together to mix the mess on both hands. Finally, with your hands still together, you thrust them up the persons ass as fast and deep as you can.
Person 1: Dude this guy gave me a PB and J last night.
Person 2: That is disgusting...
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Pronounced P B-cubed G.
Partially-burnt, buttered band geek - used to describe band geeks during marching season, when they have those oh-so-lovely band tans and lightened hair due to being outside so long
also Partially-burnt, buttered band groupie - used to describe that person who hangs out with the band a lot but isn't actually part of the band yet still has the same features as above
(sometimes misheard as BBQ'd G)
Band Geek: Look at my smexy marching tan!
non-Band Geek: You're such a PB^3G.
non-Band Geek 1: Why does he look like the other band kids? He's not even in band!
non-Band Geek 2: He's a PB^3G.
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Stands for "Pam Beesley and Jim" - As seen on "The Office" (2007) Season Premiere.
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One of the cutest slash pairings in homestuck. It is Gamzee and Tavros. it's called PB&J because Gamzee has purple blood, and Tavros has brown.
"Ohmygosh. This PB&J fanart is the BEST."
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Granola Cartoon Network. If you grew up watching PBS kids your from somewhere like Chicago Land or the Bay Area, you definitely had a vegetable garden, and your stay at home mom or dad would walk you to elementary school with a nature valley bar and annie’s gummies packed in a re-useable snack pack.
-what was you’re favorite show when u were little?
~hmm i loved the dinosaur train, idk if u know it
-never heard of it
~ yea i watched pbs kids growing up
-oh, yep that explains a lot. i bet ur parents didn’t let u watch sponge bob either.
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Females that spend their Friday nights grazing in Pacific Beach, CA.
Typically women who probably were attractive at some point or could be attractive but aren't because of the following.
1. They wear too much make-up.
2. They are slightly over-weight (i.e. they started hott/thin, but years of drinking heavily, and eating dinner in PB has taken a tole on them.
3. They tell their stories just a little bit louder than the normal person would in a conversation. Their stories generally consist of topics that suck like:
a. Getting dinner in PB.
b. Some ex-bf.
c. Something not interesting at all no matter how many times they insist that it was "fabulous, epic, insane."
4. They enter whatever establishment appearing to be somewhat classy and put together but by the time they leave are slurring, make-up running, common stock pigs.
5. In a conversation, they will attribute value to any person that lives "in PB" or has "a friend who lives in PB" or has had "dinner in PB"
6. They think sushi is the greatest thing in the world.
7. They are attracted to men who wear plaid, who are wannabe UFC fighters, who use Axe body wash, or generally men who strive to be the poster boy for Men's Health.
Yeah the girls he dates are close to hott, but not really, like your typical PB cow.
Guy 1: Hey let's go hit on those PB cows.
Guy 2: Alright, should we talk about the fight with them?
Guy 1: Yup, and then we'll mention that we had sushi in PB and it was epic.
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pb rage is when you get fooled by a 13 yr old egirl that claimed she was 15. your fists go right through the monitor you start beating the fuck out of your mom while your dad watches cuz hes a beta. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
person 1: im raging my pb rage is going wild i just might punch a hole in my monitor
person 2: why?
person 1: i died in a video game and a 13 year old egirl told me she was 15 :(