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A man whose death I've never quite gotten over...
Hey, the morning paper...holy shit, Phil Hartman was murdered by his wife in his sleep?! I'll fucking kill that bitch! Wait, she shot herself afterwords...
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The sexual act of cumming in someone's nose so that they are constantly snorting like popular internet personality and Twitch Streamer DarksydePhil
I gave Christian a Dirty Phil last night, right before stream. He kept snorting right in the mic.
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Dan and Phil are the extremely amazing YouTuber duo, Daniel Howell and Philip Lester. When you think of Dan, you think of Phil, and when you think of Phil, you think of Dan. There is no one without the other. They are the best YouTubers.
“Hey, do you watch Dan and Phil?” Person 1 asked.
“Fuck yea, I love them, they’re so cute and dating secretly!” Person 2 said.
“Don’t forget they’re amazing YouTubers.” Person 3 added.
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The bald madman on daily TV whose idea of therapy involves yelling at those who seek his guidance. Was at one time Oprah's bitch, but he now has his own show and thinks he's too good for her sexy ass.
Whenever people ask me for advice, I simply apply what I've learned from Dr. Phil: I yell at them and tell them how stupid and lazy they are and how all of their problems are their fault.
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Guy who gets money for giving out COMMON SENSE to people.
Dr. Phil: We're going to put you in detox! And I just got payed for telling you something ANYONE could have done.
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A dirty old man on your course at college. He usually spends his time taking pictures of younger girls and farting when in the middle of lectures. He is usually referred to as "Pervert" or "Lollypop man". He loves the countryside and is still a virgin. People generally throw objects at him like Chips, Bottles and Oranges to name a few, and you usually get the reaction of " Do you think your clever, you Moron!"
To sum up Phil, he is a totally wierdo.
"Farty Phil will you stop taking pictures of me!"
Phil: "Do you think your clever, Moron?!"
Phil: " What yee looking at!?"
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