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A hammered palmer is a mixture of sweet tea flavored vodka and hard lemonade. The ratio is totally up to the drinker.
Hey make me a hammered palmer suck head!!
When someone feels like they need to go to the bathroom, but instead fart for 15 minutes to relieve bowel pressure and thus don't need to go anymore.
I had to go so bad on the airplane, but couldn't get up from my seat so I used The Palmer Method
A drink made of half iced tea and half lemonade. Named after a famous golfer.
Dammit, woman, I'm thirsty! Get in the kitchen and fix me an Arnold Palmer!
The sexual act of urinating into your partners rectum. Comes from the popular drink which is a mixture of lemonade and ice tea.
"I was having anal sexual intercourse last night and I couldn't help it. I had to give her the Arnold Palmer. Of course she dug it.
To pee in a hot spring or jacuzzi, thus turning the water into a lemonade color that resembles a beverage called an Arnold Palmer.
That guy pulled a “Ronald Palmer” and pissed in the hot tub, I bet he farts in the steam room next.
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He is a man with the brains of a chimp!!
look he is a stuart-palmer