cumming on a girl then hitting her with a piece of bamboo
i gave that girl a panda last night!
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another word for weed.
Guy 1: "Hey dude are you high?"
Guy 1: "Yeah man I'm on pandas!"
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Vicious eye ripping out freak that masquerades as a fun loving black and white bundle of love
Aaaah the flippin' panda just ripped out ma good glass eye
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Cute and fluffy and kind beautiful fun athletic energetic confident and (black and white )
Pandas are awesome
someone who, like an actual panda, is stupid and useless and totally incapable of surviving on its own, but they're kept around/alive because they're cute and helpless and innocent, and you can't help but feel sorry for them.
being a panda can also count as a life strategy. see panda strategy
he has no job and no goals in life but we keep him around anyway because he says "uwu". he's not our friend, he's a panda.
A woman who is slightly overweight but still very attractive.
That waitress has just the right amount of cushioning, she is such a panda.
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a great Godzilla like being that will take over the world.
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