a "pandemic" is someone who falls under the ace spectrum towards the grey-ace side but they need a strong friendship before romantic feelings, but their romantic feelings can be for any gender and/or simply because of personality!
This is actually a pun for people who are Panromantic Demisexual!
A: Jess is identifying as a pandemic now!
b: A PANDEMIC???? LIKE THE SPANISH FLU???
a: No, they're panromantic demisexual!
where everybody all has to poop at the same time
“did you hear about the global pooping pandemic?”
Pandemic Bandokanitis... it's been plauging many these past two years, and I'm sorry that you've become affected.
Symptoms include:
Having a thick ass
Catching gazes with every step
Having songs written about that honky tonk badonka-donk
Becoming tiktok famous for, as they call it "That cake" and many more...
Is there a cure for being curvaceous and tantalizing? None really knows, but we are here for you and will support you along the way with every swing of your thicc as... I uh mean swing in your step, my bad🚶 ♂️ 🥵
Sheila: there she goes, with that pandemic badonkanitis, she's gotten so much cake from it!
Bart: I agree!
The need for some type of body modification (tattoo, piercing, etc) during a pandemic (namely the Covid-19 pandemic).
Andrea’s got a serious pandemic itch, I think she’s getting tattooed AGAIN.
The generation of babies born beginning in March 2020
My three nieces belong to the pandemic generation.
A term used to describe weight gained throughout the COVID Pandemic due to quarantine and eating out of boredom. This is in reference to "Freshman 15" commonly used in USA and "First Year Fatties" commonly used in Australia and New Zealand to describe weight gain during first year at the university.
"I got the Pandemic Fatties" - Post-Pandemic plump person
"WOW you look like shit. Those Pandemic Fatties really got to you." - Observer of a plump person who has the Pandemic Fatties.
(Verb) to utterly decimate, destroy, wreck, usually in a way that was agreed upon by both parties, disregarding realities
“I went over to my Daddy’s house to get fucked but it was way bigger than I expected and he PANDEMIZED me sis!!!!!”