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When you’ve ran out of sick days or personal days at work and you need a valid excuse to convince your boss to stay home.
*tim calls into work*
“I can’t come into work today, I’ve been having symptoms of COVID-19.”
*hangs up phone.*
Tim’s Boss: Yep I just got Coronavirus Pandemiced by that lazy fool Tim. He doesn’t like fulfilling his daily responsibilities.
Illness occurs from excessively listening to the news during the pandemic. Absorbing and regurgitating every conspiracy theory known to man for the remainder of your life: EG The scamdemic came from a bat flying over us leaving chemtrails. It was part of the communist takeover, to install 5 G so they can mind control us.
Pandemic Conspirititis: A rare illness requiring 5 vaccines 19 boosters. If you watch the news 24/7 you will contract Pandemic Conspirititis
The need for some type of body modification (tattoo, piercing, etc) during a pandemic (namely the Covid-19 pandemic).
Andrea’s got a serious pandemic itch, I think she’s getting tattooed AGAIN.
The generation of babies born beginning in March 2020
My three nieces belong to the pandemic generation.
(Verb) to utterly decimate, destroy, wreck, usually in a way that was agreed upon by both parties, disregarding realities
“I went over to my Daddy’s house to get fucked but it was way bigger than I expected and he PANDEMIZED me sis!!!!!”
A term used to describe weight gained throughout the COVID Pandemic due to quarantine and eating out of boredom. This is in reference to "Freshman 15" commonly used in USA and "First Year Fatties" commonly used in Australia and New Zealand to describe weight gain during first year at the university.
"I got the Pandemic Fatties" - Post-Pandemic plump person
"WOW you look like shit. Those Pandemic Fatties really got to you." - Observer of a plump person who has the Pandemic Fatties.
Someone who looks better with a mask on.
Finally took her out and saw her without a mask on, turns out she was just a pandemic 10.