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A martyr who was killed due to the thieving of pasta, more specifically macaroni.
Person 1: Dude, did you hear about the pasta bandit on Mainstreet?
Person 2: Yeah, unfortunate. I know that guy too.
A human, mammal or other animal who periodically consumes very large amounts of pasta. Typically, at least 5 servings of pasta, ravioli, gnocchi or other pasta types must be consumed to constitute true pasta ostrich status. One can reach pasta ostrich status faster if different types of pasta are eaten in one session, i.e. spaghetti with sauce tomat and ravioli with alfredo sauce.
This gluten-free pasta made of chickpeas isn't good for being a pasta ostrich.
That warm fuzzy carb-rich food that is easy to cook when life feels meaningless but a hot, full belly makes everything okay.
Have you checked up on Kate? She was making depression pasta again, but she didn’t finish it...
When you cum in a straight line, let it solidify and then eat it
I had some Canadian Pasta yesterday
A way to describe a creepy pasta fan
Fan pastas are great
When she likes al dente so that she is still firm when you bite it.
My wife says our postman is a straight up pasta dick.
Filling a bathtub with steaming pasta and having intercourse with a gay Italian
The cleaning lady had a hard time drying out the bathtubs from last nights pasta boat.