Troll Patrollers

Security guards at a high end club or lounge mainly there as a barrier to keep ugly girls out of the venue.

See the guys at the front they are totally Troll Patrollers they just turned away a bunch of snooki wannabes!!!

Shard Patrol

The act of searching every last cubic millimeter for a microscopic amount of jib in any area where crystal meth has been smoked.
A Shard Hunter.

(1) Wheres Danny? Hes in the garage on Shard Partol!

(2) Wow it must be so Hurtt!! Every time they get high they go on Shard Patrol

mole patrol

An Australian term used usually in primary or high school.

A group of unattractive, feral girls.

"Cheryl's a mole from the mole patrol."

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Poo Patrol

The name given to the voluntary role of maintaining levels of hygiene in the toilet facilities of a party you are hosting.

If a toilet has been desecrated by Poo too much then the Person on Poo Patrol must seek out the culprit using cunning and detective work.

"Poo Patrol"

Somebody has taken out the toilet"

"Who comes to a party and does a massive Poo?? He must be here somewhere....the culprit, if I give everyone my best Paddington stare the guilty party is bound to emerge."

"He looks pretty relaxed, dumped a heavy load have you Sir? On my time?"

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Patrol Jerk

Wacking off during patrol while deployed in the army.

Did my first patrol jerk tonight.

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honkey patrol

means the white cops, police, fuzz, the man, the po-po, etc.

O shit here comes the honkey patrol.

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snow patrol

Indie rock band from Glasgow with a Northern Irish frontman.Excellent songs, great talent, a real euphoric sound.

'Spitting Games' and 'Run' are probably their best tracks.

Final Straw is a real good album.

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