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When you cum and or gizz on your hand and smack some poor person in the face.
Last night Mike was sleeping so I gave him a big Peter Patty.
It is a way of asking someone to go away, rudely. This is a Malayalam world used by people in South India (Kerala).
It literally means Go away dog. People also use it as joke within friend groups.
Poda means Go away and patti means dog.
guy 1 : *annoys guy 2*
guy 2 : Nee poda patti
one who intensly sucks the inside of the vagina
eating a girl out, with more sucking huff the patty
What dumb Americans call March 17th, thinking it is the abbreviation for St. Patrick's Day. The correct abbreviation is Paddy, as the name comes from the Gaelic 'Padraig'.
Dude look they dyed the river green for Patty's Day. Did you know I'm Irish? Yeah my grandfather once went there on holiday so I'm totally Irish. Happy Patty's Day!
1.(noun) Globules of semen resembling the shape of a chicken patty or hockey puck. They are often found about the breast, vagina, mouth, hair, etc. of a woman after sexing, or on carpeting in the immediate vicinity of a computer after masturbation to internet porn.
2.(noun) Liquid jizz wafers.
3.(noun) Semen stains often found on the sheets, carpet, matress, walls, heating and air conditioning unit, and pillows of hotel rooms.
plural: jizz patties
Example 1:
Jim: "Hey I heard you and Stacy got a room at the Kabumfuck Inn for this weekend?"
Ted: "Yeah. I hope the room isn't infested with jizz patties."
Example 2:
As he was about to climax, Joe pulled out and laid a big jizz patty on her left boob.
Example 3:
Before I go to bed at night, I like to fire out a couple jizz patties. Helps me go right to sleep.
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Only the most beautiful sixties model, muse of George Harrison and Eric Clapton, had two of the greatest love songs of our time written about her "Something";"Layla" and overall sweetheart.
Dammit. Why can't we all be so lucky?
Pattie Boyd is the ultimate muse of the sixties.
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The droopy sacklike formations found on a womans chest otherwise known as tits.
Hey sweetcheeks, nice chest patties!
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