another term for whore; will ride for pay
My friend was slutting it up so I said, "Dude, stop being such a peen jockey."
a majestic peen is your penis but its a more stupid and goofy way of saying it. it is a long penis that amazes everyone and that your proud of. saying "majestic peen" instead of penis sounds way better and hilarious and always brings a laugh to the people around you or them shaking their heads thinking that your a complete retard.
"would you like to see my majestic peen?"
"oh my god I heard Emily has a majestic peen."
" eww Connor does not have a majestic peen."
A dutty druge who gets paranoid 24/7 over being in a jungle. He also is a baldy/growing mop that is depressed 25/8 except for when he is being a stoner with Zak
Person 1: hi
Alex the peen: wanna go for a fat doink
When you jerk off and your penis becomes irritated or sore
Dude i just jacked off now i got peen hurt
peen dip: similar to "bean dip"; the act of scooping a guys weener (penis) with your hand and yelling "peen dip!" Also see "vageen dip"
"john doe look at him his balls and weendog are showing through his shorts. i dare you to peen-dip it."
john doe: "ok...*yells* PEEN DIP!" and scoops the mans penis with his hand
It is a hang of all of which have peens short for penis
The leader of the peen gang is Mik Spiegel who is famous for coining the term "this is gay nuts" and " EAT ASS
Peen gang member: eat ass
Person 1: that's not nice
Peen gang member: *mic drop* peen gang out
the penis on the verge of becoming hard
I had to stop facing her because I felt a peen bone coming on.
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