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peen jockey

another term for whore; will ride for pay

My friend was slutting it up so I said, "Dude, stop being such a peen jockey."

by AltheaJ March 2, 2011


majestic peen

a majestic peen is your penis but its a more stupid and goofy way of saying it. it is a long penis that amazes everyone and that your proud of. saying "majestic peen" instead of penis sounds way better and hilarious and always brings a laugh to the people around you or them shaking their heads thinking that your a complete retard.

"would you like to see my majestic peen?"
"oh my god I heard Emily has a majestic peen."
" eww Connor does not have a majestic peen."

by CCwatermelonass June 9, 2017


Alex the peen

A dutty druge who gets paranoid 24/7 over being in a jungle. He also is a baldy/growing mop that is depressed 25/8 except for when he is being a stoner with Zak

Person 1: hi

Alex the peen: wanna go for a fat doink

by Alex the peen November 11, 2019


Peen hurt

When you jerk off and your penis becomes irritated or sore

Dude i just jacked off now i got peen hurt

by Ya hoi June 14, 2019


peen dip

peen dip: similar to "bean dip"; the act of scooping a guys weener (penis) with your hand and yelling "peen dip!" Also see "vageen dip"

"john doe look at him his balls and weendog are showing through his shorts. i dare you to peen-dip it."

john doe: "ok...*yells* PEEN DIP!" and scoops the mans penis with his hand

by katrina244 November 12, 2013


Peen gang

It is a hang of all of which have peens short for penis

The leader of the peen gang is Mik Spiegel who is famous for coining the term "this is gay nuts" and " EAT ASS

Peen gang member: eat ass
Person 1: that's not nice
Peen gang member: *mic drop* peen gang out

by (โŒโ– _โ– ) December 5, 2018


peen bone

the penis on the verge of becoming hard

I had to stop facing her because I felt a peen bone coming on.

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 25, 2006

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