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A 275 acre California State Penitentiary located in Folsom, California. Was built for the sole purpose of housing California's most serious criminals in an extremely secure environment. Features a Level 4 Security Housing Unit which holds 1,300 of some of the most violent criminals in the United States. SHU inmates are guaranteed at least 23 1/2 hours a day in solitary confinement. It is arguably the most notorious prison in the United States today, due to the fact that there are 1,600 Level 4 GP (general population) inmates that are mostly gang members, and they have no problems killing rival inmates and guards.
Hey, homie, your carnal just got convicted on that murder charge.. Since it was gang related, they're sending him straight to Pelican Bay.
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Someone who complains and or mooches off all the time or complains constatly and not doing anything sabout it (flinging their shit) or (disposing their douche) "Douche Pelican" because pelicans shit every where and on everyone. It could really be any kind of bird...it just has to be one that shits alot.
"Oh i dont have a job blah blah...boo hoo...i need money...can i have $5"
"No you fucking Douche Pelican!!!!!"
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When during intercourse on a beach or sand covered area, after being sufficiently lubricated, the male pulls out and rolls his member in sand before re-entry.
"So I heard Big Hungry Joe gave Sally Struthers the salty pelican last night!"
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While engaging in intercourse on the beach, at an oportune time the man pulls out his member dips it in the sand and then reinserts into the womens vagina.
I gave that bitch a rusty pelican.
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When a man ejaculates inside a woman's vagina, then she drains it in a cup and stores it in her mouth.
I hooked up with a Zeta last night, and when I woke up in the morning, she was totally Spread Pelican.
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when a male stickes his whole hand in a females anus and then sticks his whole head in her vigina thne he picks his nose.
"Yo man your girl loved that wet pelican last night"
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Any material (which could include vinyl) that attempts to cover usually sloppy, roast beef style pussy lips in an attempt to constrict their natural tendency to dangle like the sweating flaps of overexposed and necrotic skin under good ol' granny's arms. Pelican briefs are easily spotted on the beach, where there the tell-tale sign is a wad of festering flesh akin to the underside of a pelican's beak.
"Hey little buddy, look at those pelican briefs..."
"...Oh Skipper, I think I threw up a little..."
"It'll be alright little buddy, let's go home and I'll give you a nice warm sizzle chest you can sport on the boardwalk this evening."
"I love you Skipper....but my stink eye still burns."
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