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Missionary position sex on the floor, normally a rug, where the partners migrate a great distance during copulation.
If the carpet isn't nice, or the sex is just done wrong, this can be rough on the knees and back!
Petrovitch: Hey, have you heard anything about the date with Candy from our buddy, Assad?
Sonia : I guess it went well... well, kind of, they did a Persian Missionary house tour, so not sure it they are going to go out again. He said, they started missionary on the living room floor and ended up in the dining room after going through the family room and down a connecting hallway, past the kitchen... there may or may not have been a stair case too, just missionary the whole way!
Petrovitch: Wow, bet that hurt! When is he going to learn that missionary is just jerking off on all fours?!
Sonia : Yeah, right, I wouldn’t call him again; he cut his knees up so bad and hasn't been able to walk right all week!
Petrovitch: Well, to be positive, it's better, for the floors, than a dust mop! Can't wait to see infomercials for Persian Missionary mops on late night!
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The name of the Persian Mafia.
Originated by Persians (Iranians/Iranian-Americans) in suburban Los Angeles in the '90s. A very popular group.
The symbol of Persian pride is P.P. or PP.
And if you want to make it by hand, you simply make two P's with both hands, and stick them down, and one P is going to be backwards.
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Take a shower, cram a bar of soap into your ass,
then rinse it out by shoving your ass onto the shower head.
then shit out the soap bar.
it'll be so clean that when your best bro shoves his dick into your ass his dick gonna get cleaned.
yo bro WTF you clean your ass persian style just like me!
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A powerful form of meth mixed with opiets that is snorted.
This is the drug that killed River Phoenix. He took it in the bathroom of Johnny Depp's night club, The Viper Room
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The Persian Princess used to be seen on CNN; she now appears on Fox.
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u fuck wit da best
u die like the rest
A group of white boys are walking and see a little nerd all by himself so they decide to pick on him. The next day those two are in the hospital cuz they didnt no theyr fuckin with a persian.
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proud people hailing from the country of iran. we take great pride in our history and our abilities. we respect the old, have sound morals, and don't like snobby persians that make the rest of the persian people look bad. we are also incredibly successful as a minority group. you will often find real persians in the business world and in universities. you will also see us as doctors, engineers, and entrepreneurs.
the successful persians not caught up in their own self-image
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