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feline phobia

Someone that is deathly afraid of cats big or small to extreme mesures. Or from having been injured by said felines at one point in time to fear them

*a kitten meows and the person screams bloody murder climbs on top of something afraid to make a sound for fear that the the cute fluffy kitten will eat their face. Or is possessed by the devil.

The cat meowed at that man and he screamed and ran away he must have a" feline phobia"
*my face was horribly mauled by a mountain loin, now I have a feline phobia"

by FeLiNeDaRkNeSs December 18, 2014

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hj-phobia

When a person, male or female, constantly refuses to give handjobs because of prior experiences.

I don't want to give you a handjob... I have hj-phobia.

by PuffiiCrazii January 23, 2011

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Canad-phobia

Canad-phobia
Definition: A deeply seeded irrational fear of Back Bacon, Beer and Freedom of Speech.

Origin : Ontario,Canada

If you refuse to partake of the holy beer and back bacon and wish to limit my freedom of speech ,you are obviously suffering from acute Canad-phobia ,eh !

by InkPusher June 25, 2017

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3m phobia

The fear of looking dum and stupid (in the eye of someone else watching subject from 3 meters distance) when doing anything like dancing, sporting and so on. This makes subject unable to do these things.

Can't dance, sweety! Me got 3m phobia.

by En.kidu March 23, 2005

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dreamsexual phobia

The fear of Dream/Dreamsexuals

โ€œim part of the dreamsexual phobia population.โ€

by LilSmall69 February 25, 2023

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jake paul phobia

A fear of the cancerous youtuber Jake Paul coming to your house to start dabbing on them haters

Jake Paul Phobia scared Jimmy from watching YouTube

by Tobiathin September 17, 2017

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Voice Mail Phobia

When you are literally scared to death to check your voice mail because you feel you are certain there is bad news in your voice-mail you do not want to hear or do not want to confront.

Elena: "Uncle Carmine have you checked your voice mail? I can't leave you any more voice mails because your mail box is full!"

Uncle Carmine: "No Elena I have not as I have been diagnosed with Voice Mail Phobia"

by Don Gesu (Zio Carmine) November 3, 2010