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Canned Pilgrims

A delicious Thanksgiving dessert, which originated in Florida as a substitute for cannibalism. Though it is advertised as being made from authentic Mayflower pilgrims, it is actually just canned chowder with a fake label.

My family is making turducken, cranberries, and Canned Pilgrims for our Thanksgiving feast.

by DISCOTRON September 01, 2016


Ass pilgrim

One who has performed anal sex on someone for the first time. (First time for the recipient.

Sarah finally let me put it in her {ass}. I'm officially her ass pilgrim

by Pylesdriver February 01, 2017


Pilgrim’s Boot

Taking “Das Boot” to the face post-Thanksgiving feast and proceeding to puke all over the family dining table.

“Ever since Normandy, Grandpa Wallace has done the pilgrim’s boot at every Thanksgiving dinner.. I think he took i t too far this year after he puked in Grandma Lenora’s ashes.”

by notgrandpawallace November 17, 2017


Raptor Pilgrim

A prehistoric - colonial creature, with a transplanted human brain, created by the forces of the universe. It is known to have an insatiable thirst for blood and whiskey. The Raptor Pilgrim is seen in exclusively puritan - garb, bonnets and pilgrim hats mostly. They are in fact the true settlers of Plymouth. Although the many may think this, they literally have nothing to with the holiday of Thanksgiving.

Joe: B quick! Raptor Pilgrim.

B: Are we going to MC'S?

Andrew: Dude, we can't the Raptor pilgrims will steal our whiskey, and drink our blood!

B: Oh snap!

by Andy McDandy November 26, 2011


Pilgrim fart

A term coined in 2021 describing a mid-thirties firefighter that cums in his toliet at above average volumes. See also, Danal String...

Danny, you’re a Pilgrim Fart!

by DixonCash March 06, 2021


Pilgrim face

homely, basic looking. two eyes and a nose, the end.

yo, she looks like she just got off the mayberry. homely, aka mormon face, you look like bread dough. is that lip gloss or butter? she is a pilgrim face, not my type at all but she can def serve my tea.

by Cat a clysm May 18, 2021