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stand pisser

Someone who pees while standing and leaves drops on the toilet seat

Jack: Why is John such a fucking stand pisser?

Sam: How could you tell?
Jack: the piss drops on the toilet seat!

by antinon October 31, 2023


Pisserable

The simultaneous state of being PISSED OFF and Miserable. Fury and despair working in unison to ruin your life. Not a fun way to live.

Sandy: "I heard Phoebe is off the rails again. Screaming threats at people while weeping."

Danny: "Yeah, she's a mess. She used to be chill, but now she's just pisserable all the time."
Sandy: "I guess bullying her was not a good look for us then, huh?"
Danny: "I guess not, now will you please pass me the butter."

by von groovy June 21, 2024


twitter pisser

a dude or woman that complains about anything and everything on twitter

i posted a photo of my dog, and this twitter pisser started trying to cancel me for animal abuse cause he had a leash

by Mrfatnutswasmyfather May 07, 2022


pink pisser

A person who has eaten so much of a reddish fruit/vegetable that their piss is pink

Andrea: I ate so much dragonfruit that my piss is pink!
Amrisha: Oh, so you're a pink pisser right now.

by Yuri de Aristel September 29, 2022


Pink Pisser

A person who has eaten so much of a reddish
fruit/vegetable that their piss is pink

An: I ate so much dragonfruit that my
piss is pink!
Am: Oh, so you're a pink pisser right now.

by Yuri de Aristel September 29, 2022


rushing the pisser

Undue harassment of someone using the urinal, trying to get them to hurry up

Tom: "Hey, aren't you done in there yet? I gotta go!"
Dick: "Geez, hold on, I'll be out in a minute!"
Tom: "Well, hurry up, I'm about to pop out here!"
Harry: "Alright, that's enough, no rushing the pisser!"

by smendler September 29, 2013


Pee-pisser

mmm yes

im a pee-pisser

by logan dedres April 26, 2022