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everyones favorite she/they polydactyl princess aka maxx danzingers daughter
person 1: "omg come look at this"
person 2: "wut"
person 1:"its everyones favorite polydactyl princess pistol danzinger!!"
person 2: "wowa thats so cool"
A person who sneezes without their shirt on… while having a boner.
While enjoying sexy time, I schmitzel pistoled and had to immediately put my shirt back on.
“Pregnancy pistol” is the long term word for “pp”
Julia: “what does pp even stand for?”
Me: “oh! You mean pregnancy pistol?!”
Julia: “shoot me”
A golden pistol is when two dudes hold hands to make a gun shape with the rude fingure and index fingure pointing out, they then fingure a chick with there hands still in the shape of the gun making it a golden pistol!
oi dude theres that chick we golden pistoled last night at the party?
Pistol poppin' is what you do when your in the hood and some comes runnin' up you.
1 : another term for 'inspiring'
2 : the best fucking band that ever walked on this polluted up piece of shit that we call Earth
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referring to when a man is abnormally sexually built up, so upon contact, the man blows his load.
Antonym- Whiskey Dick.
1) John tried to have sex last night but had pistol dick so he was done before he could even start.
2) I wish i didn't get pistol dick every time I fuck a hot bitch.
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